Simplified ConfuJINism in Reality

SEXPO 2006, this was the 2nd year it was held. It’s an exhibition about sex. YES, you heard right….SEX. Now, before you jump up and around with all the excitment of a pornographic video, I’ll have to pour some cold water on it. Settle down and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two. Then again, you might not…….who cares? Since I was fortunate to be in Singapore this year, I thought what the hell? Might as well go have a look-see look-see what it’s all about. I mean as the saying goes "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" in my case it’s Lion City, Singapore.

It was a 3 day event from 24-26 Nov 2006 and tickets for entry were selling at SGD$10.00 for a 1-day pass and SGD$25.00 for a 3-day pass. I went only on the last day…..26 Nov 2006. I approached the ticket counter and these 2 sexy ladies wearing a cat costume and the other a devils costume came up asking me, "Would you like to go to SEXPO?" I pretended to be ignorant while checking them out S. They explained to me that it’s an exhibition to learn more about sex. I was tempted to ask "Would they be any live shows?" but then my brain kicked in and decided against it. There I was, purchased a ticket and just for the last day they were giving a goodie bag (I was scratching my head…what would you give as goodie bag at a sex exhibition?). I’ll let you have a wild guess. I’ll confirm it if it’s true. (Don’t wanna spoil the fun).

So while with anticipation like a young boy with a new toy, I approached the entrance and peeked inside…..wait, this can’t be it? can it? there was a huge booth in the middle catering for women’s skincare….I thought "what the hell?" Isn’t this out of place? Where is the gals in skimpy clothing walking around? (heck where is the nude gals anyway?). There were a few more other booths there. There is one for charity massage, spa retreats, AIDS awareness and others.

There was a centre stage further behind and there was also a few so called attractions like the photo shoots with the AXQUISITE beauty queens & swimsuit models (Vavavavoom), the pole dancers at SGD$5.00 per entry, there is a changing room to change into costumes and take sexy photos at SGD$5.00 per entry, there was an art exhibition entitled ‘Sensual Illusions’ which showcased photos and drawings of the human male & female body form, there was also a Body paint showcase where nude models are painted with themes, and many more.

Here is a short listing of the type of exhibitors found:

Sexuality Education

• Magazines and publications
• Hospital and Health Service providers

Sexual Health

• Pharmaceutical companies
• Aromatherapy
• Beauty Therapy
• Gymnasiums and sports equipment
• Health and fitness info, products, services
• Massage and meditation

Romance and Beauty

• Fashion Swimwear, Lingerie
• Body piercing & tattooing
• Hair and skin care, Glamour photography and artistry
• Romantic restaurants, holiday resorts

Adult Lifestlye

• Adult products and services
• Themed costumes

Food and Beverage

• Champagne and Wine
• Chocolates

All in all, I would not say that the exhibition was a waste of time but a learning experience. The Seminars were good, the fashion show was awesome, the many booths were on hand to provide lotsa info and tips to improve sexual health, sexual knowledge, and SEX itself.

There was also lotsa stuff to buy at the many booths that were setup. The variety was huge an among them were the usual stuff like:

• Male G-Strings and Female Sexual lingerie to keep the sparks burning
• Themed costume lingeries to spice things up
• Various type of Condoms and Lubricants to ensure safe sex
• Sexual games sets for couples and groups to simply have FUN
• Sexual Aids like dildos, penis pump, vibrators for those that eager to venture
• Sexual libido like aphrodisiacs, penis enlargement pills/oil, and libido drivers to help improve the pleasure of sex
• Sexual Souvenirs like boob key chains and dick candies for those with a need for creative gifts
• Sexual Health products that help the women & men protect from STDs & AIDS

I must say that I have never seen so many dicks in my life Y(referring to the various sizes and colourful Dildos and Vibrators). There was also a female sex doll featured. There was also a Fuck machine (a motorised dick that thrust up and down). I’m not sure if I should pity the gal that needs it or feel threatened by the fact it could soon replace us males, yikes!

Please note that the event was not to promote sex (although it should, given the low birth rate in Singapore), but more of ensuring people get the knowledge to have a healthy sexual life, open discussions about sexuality, understanding sex and enhancing relationships. For more details about the event, see the link below:

www.sexpo.com.sg

There is also an online store for you to shop at your own leisure, feel free to browse 0

www.sexpo.com.sg/onlinestore

If you have not guessed it, the exhibition on sex is more in the lines of its tagline:

HEALTHY SEX, HEALTHY LIFE

***Note: Blogging & going for the event do not in anyway makes me a sexual pervert, rather improves me to be a sexpert S

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