Simplified ConfuJINism in Reality

Sorry for not posting a Friday weekend post last week….but then again….I hope this post makes up for it.

I had a great Saturday nite weekend…..more or less. Why more or less? Simple…I had 2 titans (drinking titans that is) and at the same time 2 HOT hoochimamas (sizzling hot type) all in one eventful nite. Where to begin? Where? Where? Where? Hmmmmm where indeed?

It’s a long post if I tell all from begining to end….so suffice to say I’ll spare you the specifics and try not miss out the juicy/gory details.

Saturday nite, date was set and ready to roll….Bar Savanh was to be where my mate, Titan B to meet. Actually there was also another titan that nite (not the drinking type), Titan A which met me there and waiting for Titan B. Late as usual…..no issue, he made up for it when he showed up NOT with one BUT 2 HOT SEXY Babes….Yowser!!! All forgiven. A little while after that, Titan C showed up.

1. (Greek mythology) any of the primordial giant gods who ruled the Earth until overthrown by Zeus; the Titans were offspring of Uranus (Heaven) and Gaea (Earth)
2. a person of exceptional importance and reputation

So these were people that either were better or atleast bigger than little old mua***

Fast Forward (FF)….we were in the club and had our drinks. Trying hard to get a little high and stop dancing like and idiot….the cigarettes burning…the drinks were running…..burning and running….burning and running. Next peek at the half bottle of liquor…OMFG!!! Yup, you guessed it…..it was almost empty….and it’s been like only 30-45 mins in the club only. All the TiTans (A,B, & C) and babes (shit, ALL of us to be exact) were drinking like fish desperate for water….in this case was liquor ;p Titan B & C were exceptionally thirsty so they were gulping it down with bottoms up….bottoms down…and dunno watever bottoms as well

FF…We finish the bottle and were enjoying the music and trying to dance. I for one…for the love of god…can’t groove properly…I can only jiggy a little bit to the music rhythm. So I had always kinda needed a little push….which was to get high and still dance like a freak……Hahahaha…..I just dun care, Man!!! Unfortunately, I was still sober and with good music and no liquor….I was like a damn cicak trying to walk on 2 legs (can’t really imagine that??….imagine a big ass size CiCak wiggling and standing on 2s). Didn’t want to open another bottle so decided to leave the club for another a few doors away, Mojo.

Mojo will definitely NOT see our faces there again. Not for the lack of service or poor music selection or even lousy crowd….Nahh, no chance of that there….It’s more like we thrashed the place and literally made us so called "legends". You see, it was because….it was the battleground for "Clash of the TiTans". Described as TiTans, B&C which is rather appropriate coz these 2 were supposedly better drinkers than mua (that’s coz I’ve been drunk in their presence more times than them….the other TiTan, A is coz he is like twice my size). That nite, B&C wanted to take me down……And with such loud vigour, they were telling me that I’ll definitely go down….as well as telling each other that they, respectively are gonna be the ones left standing.

FF….It’s about 3am and club is about to close. The TiTans B&C ended up wasted as they cancelled each other out. What a sight for me ….. grinning with a little pride The only innocent bystander here was TiTan A. You see,…..while enjoying the nite (dancing with the 2 hot hochimamas) and drinking……tragedy struck (Nothing bloody and gory here though). Titan C puked all over TiTan A’s pants 3 times mind you…….yup…..ewwwww. I felt sorry but relief it wasn’t me man……damn fucking relief.

FF…..We had to sort out the arrangements for going home. Since only I knew where the drunken TiTans lived….I was supposed to send them back….Then again….they were totally wasted and out!!……We had a real difficult time getting them into the damn car (my precious car at that). Oh well, I locked TiTan B’s car in the lot and decided to drive these 2 wasted TiTans back to my place (1 stop is easier than 2). TiTan A would send the 2 hot hochimamas back (grinning with envy…….grrrrr) but not before helping me get these 2 into my place. So off I went and guess what?? My worst fear came true….TiTan C puked in the back seat while lying down.

I reached my place and lucky had some help to drag Titan B into the room. Trust me it wasn’t easy…..It was about to get even worse. While waiting for Titan A to show up…..the gals wanted to have supper before going back first. So I waited for Titan A. While trying to wake Titan C….I had to also clean the puke from the hair (not a glamorous job but hey…..my friend….it’s gotta be done….I thank my lucky stars it was leather seats….Phew). Finally Titan C woke up a while (Thank you GOD) and with much talking and pushing and some help…we got C up and quickly into my place. OK, that’s almost settle….I’ve got Titans B&C sleeping like a baby…Time check…..OMFG….It was 5.30AM

I went for a quick bath…..desperately needed to clean up…I was smelling of liquor, smoke and puke…all roll into one (is there a single smell description for that…i wonder, hmmm). Titan A arrived and my last order off bizness was to go back down KL to get Titan B’s car. I felt that leaving the car overnite there might not be a wise choice.

So all the way we went back down to KL and then parted on our own ways…and drove the car back and by that time I got back it was like freaking 6.30AM when I was going to sleep. I didn’t have a hangover the next day coz I was quite sober after the nites eventful activities. We had a good laugh of what happened. Now I just need to wash those bed sheets and give a GOOD once over the whole place. Any volunteers?? Any? Any?

A quick SHOUT-OUT to TiTans A, B & C if you’re reading this….you know who you are…i kept it anonymous so identities weren’t revealed.

I think we need a do-over……minus the grand finale. At least a chance to treat those 2 hot hochimamas right.

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE

Nothing much to blog for now….actually there is ………. but i’m just a little lazy to pen it all down…maybe later.

For now, I just realise this a couple of weeks ago (actually, it was a few years back but I have forgotten….now that I can blog…I’m telling all). This local English band called "Love Me Butch" is actually my junior mates from my secondary school (SMS18 Shah Alam). The drummer, guitarist and the lead singer use to hang out with us (seniors) and back then these guys were good friends. Glad to see that they are having such a success and that the friendship remains. And to think, that we (as in most of us…senior & juniors) were a bunch of rascals, always up to mischief and causing problems for the teachers…..specifically trying to challenge authority and looking for loopholes in the system (kinda like lawyers that try to argue or logic their way thru the system). Don’t get me wrong, we weren’t the hard-ass (more like dumbass), "I’ll beat & kill you" gangster types. Just naughty and mischievous that’s all.

It goes to show, we can be successful if we work at it and who says learning music doesn’t pay? My buddy & colleague, Agnel is a drummer for his band Altered Frequency which is doing well too. Man, I should never have gave up playing the guitar, drums and flute. (Mind you, I was talented in music back then……up until I got lazy and just prefer listening than playing)

I am actually glad that we have such great talent in our local music industry. People, NOT everything revolves around HK, US, UK and Bollywood as well. It’s time we open our eyes and join in to celebrate our own countrymen’s success (not all deserve it though…but those that do…..we should give them our support & congrats!!!).

Gosh, I think it’s because it’s August and feeling a little…. just a tad bit patriotic…..for now ;D

Ok here is my way wayy wayyyy long overdue post-analysis of the Sydney trip that I had on 18-24July2005. It was winter and I must say it was quite cold there (excuse me as this is my 1st experience of winter). If I had not rated it yet……it was an awesome 8 out of 10 rating for this vacation (eventhough it was bizness mix pleasure).

The bizness trip was with fellow colleagues (3 of us) and we met at KLIA at 7pm Sunday 17thJuly05 for flight depature at 8:45pm. Had McD for dinner (which I then found out that dinner was served like 30mins after take off….shit I was full by then). Normal check in procedures ….. immigration, security checks, customs….and boarded the flight (it was a Boeing 747) and suprisingsly the 3 of us were placed next to each other on a window seat. (we checked in separately and were suprise as well…..smart officer at the counter). My colleague, Suky had the window seat and Agnel was aisle and we’ll you guessed it, I was right smack in their centre (duhh!!!).

The flight was bumpy a little due to turbulence and I didn’t catch much sleep eventhough I was tired like hell. Most of the time spent watching movies. I managed to catch SePet and Miss Congeniality 2. Listen to some music and fell asleep shortly. It was an approx 8hr flight. I must say that the food on MAS wasn’t that good or maybe it was just me….not comfortable eating food thats cold (I like to eat my food while it’s steaming hot…..typical Chinaman I guess). Anyway we landed in Sydney at 6:30am Monday 18th, which is 4:30am Malaysian time. Was really really feeling the jet lag and sleepy still.

Customs & immigration on that fateful day was like OMG…..the line and queues were so so so long (When we landed…..it was still early and we decided to look thru the duty free shops). Low and behold….10mins later the whole damn place was swarming with people, pilots, stewardess (there were stewards but I wasn’t looking…or rather didn’t pay attention) all from various airlines….Japan, Korean, British, Singapore, Malaysian etc….and it was like a bee hive….hustle bustle of activity (I found out later that all planes landing in Sydney are only allowed to after 6am. This is due to the initiative to reduce the noise pollution for people staying near the airport). So we ended up having a god damn long queue that started from all the way back to near the arrival gate of the planes. Clearing immigration and customs during that period was like hell. It took us about 2 freaking hours just to clear and get out (which was about 9am).

I did notice though that the people there give a "different" treatment to Asians especially the "yellow skin" type. (it might just be me being over sensitive) Why I said that? Coz when waiting in line at the ‘nothing to declare lane’ of the customs…..they were about 3 caucasian people in front of us and the custom guy just did a quick check of passport and the amount of bagage (which was by the way the same as mine…a notebook bag and a luggage) and let them out of the line and pass through. I watched him as each and everytime he did that. Racist or what the fuck?? Why? Coz there was another "Asian" guy and he only had a business case thats all, and the customs guy ask him to follow the queue to check his case. Well call it what you may but in my eyes that’s plain racism at work ….. experienced 1st hand…. it may be subtle but still it is R-A-C-I-S-M.

After that, we were in the main arrival hall and there were like so many people. It was a hustle-bustle of activity even early in the morning. We went to a place called the ‘meeting place’ (duhh, it’s a place for people arriving to meet up with their relatives, friends, etc for pick-up….hence the name). As we rested, we got hungry and bought breakfast. I didn’t have an appetite so just got a croissant and a much needed HOT coffee. (food there is always cold…not fresh and hot from the oven)

After, breakfast we just sat at the meeting place and waited….waited….and waited about 6hrs. We were too tired and caught some shut eye (scenes of Tom Hanks in The Terminal flashing in my mind). Now you guys gonna wonder what the hell were we waiting at the airport for so long?? Well it’s like this, the meeting is being held at Cyress Lake resorts in Hunter Valley which is a wine region off Sydney and takes about 3hrs by road. Transport via coach to the resort is ready….catch is that we gotta wait for everyone from other regions and Melbourne as well to arrive before we leave at 12pm. Hence the 6hr wait. (trust me, it was pure torture!!!).

Everyone arrived and we were ready to go…..up the coach (which turned out to be just a minibus/van…..damn it was cramped). I wanted to take in the site all the way to hunter valley….but my eyes retired before as soon as I boarded. It was ZZZzzzzz all the way. Well not all the way…..I did get up at the lunch stop to grab a baguette (which was lunch!!!) then back on the bus and ZZzzzzz.

I woke up at Cypress and it was such a beautiful sight…..the scenery of the country side was just so breathtaking. We checked in and took the van to our villa unit. The resort is a big place and to get from the villas to the main building you definitely have to ride the van. My villa-mate was Agnel. First thing we did when we entered…..guess? we turned on the heater….and then explored the whole unit. It had a complete kitchen, dining, living room with fireplace (ahh so quaint and nice) and a balcony downstairs overlooking the lush greenery below (we are on a hill side). As for upstairs, it had 2 rooms with king size bed & ensuite bathrooms. Agnel was just a fair bit quicker then me up the stairs and chose the room with the bathtub and balcony. Lucky him….oh well at least the beds are King size and oh my god it was so soo sooo comfortable……and the pillows were fluffy and soft. Proceeded to test the bed and ZZzzzz for a quick one.

Woke up and bathe to get ready for dinner. By dinner time, all the managers were done meeting and everyone had arrive. Off we went in a chartered bus to a restaurant….‘Shaky Tables’ for dinner that nite. Dinner was a little like gourmet food…..fancy but not quite tasty though. Lotsa wine were going around and mingle…mingle…mingle (we talked and talked and got to know the others from other countries). Did I mention lotsa wine was going around (after all it is wine country right?)……funny thing was i didn’t get drunk coz the wine help heated my body in the freezing cold. I think the temperature outside was like -2°C and a couple of us were like standing outside with our smoking cigarettes and cigars in one hand and wine/beer on the other…..but get this…..not our coats or jackets!!! Man, if I think back…maybe we were a little drunk….standing in the freezing cold with no coats/jackets…..crazy bunch of hoots!!!

Dinner was great ….not so much the food but the company…..we were literally the loudest bunch there that nite and the bus came so we headed back to the resort. Heck we even had a few bottles of wine for the road. Which later I found out where it was all going….there was a so called "party" going on in villa #769 (shucks man, if i weren’t too tired from the jetlagged and whole days waiting….I’ll definitely NOT miss this) I’ll pass i told them coz I’m dead tired.

When back to the villa……..straight to the showers to bathe……..Brrrrr freezing (thank god we had heaters and hot running shower)…….Slept like a baby that nite…ZZZzzzzzzzz

It’s kinda long so this is part 1 for now….part 2 soon to follow

Yup, you guessed it. It’s another friday…..I ain’t too happy, you know why? 2 words - PEEING FUCKHEADS!!!

If there was a term for guys (yeah, I mean YOU….. damn stupid male gender of the homosapien spesies), that actually pee without properly shooting your fucking load into the urinal or the toilet bowl….and leave little (you kidding me? it’s like all over the fucking place) drops of your so called manly juice lying around the area…..Then this is definitely the right term to use to describe these bunch of motherfuckers. (mind you, I’m definitely not one of these fuckheads….I have proper peeing etiquette)

I don’t know whether if it was a vision problem or they were just born with a odd-shape schlong (like maybe curvy & bended….go figure how), or they just have an innate sense of bad direction ie. incapable of aiming their dicks at the target. (ladies….note of caution, please stay away from these men as they would aim for the wrong hole below…..you know where ). Either that or they just couldn’t fucking care where their pee lands. I mean, c’mon man….it’s such a BIG FUCKING HOLE (regardless if it was the urinal or toilet bowl) and if you can’t aim at such a big hole, how the fuck you gonna aim for the gal’s pussy (vagina for the un-educated)……and for those that give me the answer "we will know when the time comes"….. I’ll take my dick and smack it across your face, man. Most likely you assholes aimed for the pussy but ended fucking the asshole…..then out of ego, says that you wanted to try something new (I think that’s how the ass-fuck got started in the porn industry).

Why am I so pissed? coz I’ve been tolerating these incidents and notice that it’s getting worse. Go to any toilet these days…..you’re bound to see at least 3 out of 5 stalls have pee on it’s toilet bowl and almost all urinals will have wet & yellowish pee on the floor. Some would even think that animals pee-ed here and not man himself. All this then contributes to the foul stench that eminates from the male lavatory and give us (the dwindling minority of males that actually are capable of aiming and shooting our pee on target….no drops) a bad name & image.

***Actually the real reason I’m damn pissed and post this is because the other company (sell ball bearings….what an irony…..balls that can’t pee properly) which shares the toilets on our floor, can’t seem to recruit capable peeing males and instead there is a whole bunch of peeing fuckheads that coincidentally are a bunch of old farts and young punks (ah peks & ah beng type). Which goes to show that typical Chinaman attitude people can’t aim properly…this is also so so so damn true at the clubs that are greatly frequented by them.***

Before I sign off, I was just wondering if there are peeing fuckheads on our side, are they some sorta equivalent of these fuckheads on the other side of the gender?? hmmmm makes you wonder, what would you call them then?

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, it’s the weekend again……nothing interesting though this time. As I have mentioned, the damn fucked up weather & haze have coz a halt in people’s activities….specifically MINE!!!

Oh well, I’m not one to bitch about it too long……I’ll just have to go look for some other stuff to do then…..hmmm indoor activities eh??

Lemme see……ummm there is the energy-saving (in terms of human energy of course) activity of:

• watching TV (but then Malaysian TV sucks like hell)
• watching Astro (this is only IF you have it….then again they keep showing fucking lousy re-runs)
• watching VCD/DVD (hmmm this i can do as I have an extensive set of DVDs ranging from movies to TV series and for the gals….go get your Taiwan/HK/Korean/Japanese or whatever country’s drama serial shit)
• reading books & mags (sounds like my timing in buying Dan Brown’s Angels & Demons as well as The Da Vinci Code paid off……if only I can keep my eyes open and get pass the Introduction page :p)
• listening to music (and do what?? stare blankly into the ceiling…not likely)
• sleeping (ahhh I’m sure I’ve got a winning choice here…..agree? I’ll just set a date with uncle chow and oh yeah his lovely sexy daughter as well ;p)
• playing PC games (I dun have a PS2 or Xbox so yeah PC will do……Now where is my Need for Speed Underground 2 game??…..great for those that love car racing genre and into car modding)
• playing non-electronic games like chess, monopoly, cluedo, pictionary, ‘Chor-Tai-Tee’ (Big Two), or any other form of card or board games (sounds boring but hey it helps build your mind….thats if your brain cells aint dead/expired and beyond salvation yet ). There’s always the option of making the game more interesting by making up your own rules eg.like real money in monopoly (Kaa-Chinng$$!!!) or real weapons in cluedo (Gosh…make sure you get insurance first) or play poker for clothes (hmmm I think that’s called strip poker…best played with the opposite sexes…grin *wink*)

Now the above are suppose to be energy conserving activities, but I forgot to put in a disclaimer that a minimum amount of various types of energy and effort is needed as well. For instance there is need for eye energy (is there even such energy??) & stamina for the watching thingy, mental energy for the reading thingy, ear energy (I think there is such a thing rite??) for listening, and a certain amount of combined eye, mental, ear as well as physical energy needed for the playing thingy (varies according to the amount of participants and level of humour - bigger the group, more is required)

To be fair, there are other activities that requires more energy:

• Watching porn alone (trust me….at least ONE hand is gonna get tired….especially the guys……that goes for you too ladies )
• Watching porn with a partner (this will usually lead to a more strenuous activity usually…note: more energy is definitely required)
• Watching porn in a group (if they are same sexes….either nothing happens or same as the above….leads to other strenuous activity ….. ewwww…..fucking homos. Usually it’s true if it’s a group with mix sexes…..note: bigger group, hence even MORE energy required)
• There’s always the option to skip all the above watching and get straight down to business…….to the strenuous activity part. If you people find me being too polite (thank you) and for those that still dun get what I meant by ’strenuous activity’…..it means SEX lar bozo…..u know FUCK? TIU? PUKI? (Need to cover all languages, multi-racial mahh…sorry I dunno Indian language) Just to be blunt….incase I have some blur readers.

Ok Ok before I get flame for nothing, here are the non-sexual activities:

• washing ALL the toilet/bathroom in the house
• cleaning your room (if your feeling bored/generous…clean your housemates/sister/brother/maid as well - whatever makes you happy, I’m sure it will for them as well)
• cleaning the rest of the house (like I said, if you’re feeling bored/generous)
• rearrange your room furniture (glue everthing to the ceiling…and turn your room upside down….literally)
• rearrange the house furniture (do the same, turn the whole house upside down….be warned though that your family WILL get THE SHOCK of their lives when they come home…….note: have camera/video cam ready at door for best results)
• loads of other shit & nonsense to do like carve things out of soap, count the tiles in the room/bathroom (dun stop….go for the whole fucking house), or measure the exact length, height, width, and depth of all the items in the house (if that isn’t enough just measure the whole damn house).

Well you get the idea, no point listing all the ‘creative’ ideas that one can do when stuck indoors. I’ve got a healthy list here for now….just need to pick one to do…….hmmm now if I can get a group of sizzling hot vavavoom ladies/sexy hoochi-mamas together for a game of poker……strip poker that is

We have any volunteers? step right up……….I’m waiting

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE

I’ve been blogging quite a bit now (about 2 months) and it dawn on me that only a few people read or take note of my blog. (Sighhhh that is so so soooo sad ain’t it?) I sincerely thank those that do leave comments (and read my blogs regularly) and have begun blogging as well (as a direct or indirect influence from my site). I’m also happy to note that i have been instrumental in bringing my other friends together (FLASH the Nokia tagline - connecting people ) as a result of my blog (yeah I’m referring to you two whacked-out intellectual nutheads Bryan & Leslie). Great minds think alike…but in this case great nuts go crazy together.

Maybe it’s the site….reason I chose friendster as my blog platform is so that I can share with my friends and if the feedback was good then I would consider moving my site to blogger.com or blogspot.com (just a few of the blogsites that are accessed generally by all). I don’t think I am good enough to blog like the season bloggers that have loads of traffic everyday. I have to admit that there is a sense of envy and much respect for these people.

Then I was also thinking, it must be the post…..nothing interesting enough to have the Oommph factor I think, that’s why no one reads my stuff. So from today onwards I’ll try to improve the topics I post to generate more traffic…….if it means posting vulgar and sexual stuff……then so be it!!! (However, I’m not a man that conforms to peer pressure and thus I’ll just hold off on the urge to do anything rash ….as yet).

So people and friends too…….here’s a call to action, read my posts, post your comments, refer/link me on your sites (for fellow bloggers) and spread the word of Confujinism to the friendster world (Damn, don’t that sound like a politician….asking for action & favours?)

This helps me in two ways:
I’ll know people are reading the crap I write :p
It’ll help renew my writing spirit for more ideas

I’ll be seeing you soon…….. real soon

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE

I’m faze as to the raze from the Sumatra that’s causing the bad bad haze has made the stupid Malaysian govt and public to just sit down, stare and glaze all around while others (the wiser ones) run around looking for gas mask like rats in a maze. I’m amaze and appalled by the govt’s actions to just laze around.

That right there above is my pathetic attempt at using all known words that rhyme with ‘haze’ to describe the current situation in my god-forsaken country.

The haze in Klang Valley has gotten from bad to worse and the goverment says it still has not reach a critical level that warrants an emergency. Hmmm I dunno about the rest of you, but for me I think something needs to be done immediately. It took them like a whole fucking 3 days before they would release to public the Air Pollution Index (API) statistics. The numbers were at hazardous levels. I can even smell it when I’m in the office…the smoke and dust from the air is sucked in through the building’s air-conditioning system (See? I’m not even safe when in the office). For the past 3 days the haze has held Klang Valley hostage and disrupt our daily lives. By the looks of it, many more hazy days to come. Funny thing is, the public still seem a little unfazed by the whole haze thing. I still see many people going around without even a mask.

They go like "aiyah, it’s haze again lah….the time of the season lor. It’ll go away in a few days wan…..no need worry lah. Govt also never say anything yet" FUCK!!! I didn’t even knew that haze had a season!!! The general public is like a bunch of dumbasses (except the critical minded and wiser ones). I mean you have to wait till the govt tells you to take care of your own health??? If you do, man you really deserve to die then.

I gotta wonder, what the fuck is wrong with those govt idiots when they were thinking "let’s not tell them how dangerous it is to breathe…….yet" bunch of nicompoops sitting around all day doing nothing but ‘minum’ (taxpayers money being put to good use? Kiss my ass then). What the hell were they waiting for? someone to die as the cause of the haze?? (If they are then….pls someone drop dead…..hopefully it’s a govt official) But I suspect that even that would be covered-up quickly to dispel the publics thoughts.

Maybe we need a bigger count of death……how about a plane crash in KLIA due to the haze? Now that will definitely bring international attention and force those assholes in the govt to act.

Well I’m thru complaining and bashing the inadequacies of our govt administration and the fucked up environment. Excuse me while I go find my Darth Vader helmet…..that’ll help me breathe better……I think.

"fuhhh fuhhh…..Luke, I’m your father…..fuhhhhh" then the light saber goes "Zeeeooonnnggg…….Zzziinnnnggggg" End of story………hehehehe

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE

The friendster’s server for blogging is screwed up…….I keep trying to post a blog but the damn ‘update blog’ button keeps redirecting me to the fucking ‘home’ page of my friendster……….I keep going in circles……man its so damn frustrating when you have things to blog and the bloody damn site just won’t work.

I’m sure you guys have had that situation before, right? If you’re nodding your head…saying "yeah man I know what you mean" then good. If you aren’t then…..turn around and…….SCREW YOU!!! Oh look your pants are on FIRE!!! (remember the rhyme….Liar, Liar, pants on Fire?). Quick!!! here pour this liquid on it…..it should help douce the fire. Ooops, my bad…..that was my Vodka Lime (me snickering here…hehehe) and the fire seems to be getting bigger……it’s burning your ass (effective way of losing some fats ;p) and look……something dropped. Wait I’ll help get it….you worry about the fire……hmmm looks like some kinda long (not really…it’s only about 4 inches) soft oblong shape object . Hmmm it’s got some hair on it too……SHIT!!! it’s your dick man……ewwwww….grilled sausage ala el naturel flava (hmmmmm bet the ladies are salivating now…or puking their guts out).

Note: All this happening while you (yeah YOU!!! the one that wasn’t nodding your head) …..were running around on fire….screaming and shouting ARRRGGGHHH, HELP! HELP! and rolling on the floor trying to kill the flames.

This is what happens when I can’t blog when I want/need to. I go a little nutty

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE

It’s a Monday…….usually all of us will go like damn, shit, cursing and what-nots as we are faced with getting back at work again. Sigh….the reality of the fact is….I’m just too damn tired to even curse.

Friendster blogsite was acting up again and like a damn kid throwing little tantrums……damn servers….i typed my blog halfway and when I uploaded it….Error!!! I’m a patient man…..Soooooo fine. Little did I know that my damn post was gobbled up and went missing (not even in the draft….I nearly went ballistic). Thank god I had a 2nd copy of my blog written somewhere else. (from now on better be safe than sorry….copy fellow bloggers…..copy). I would strongly advise my fellow bloggers to draft it out and then copy to word or whatever application you’re using before posting, just to be safe.

It’s a simple task, kinda like having protection when you’re having sex you know? Condoms, pills, cream, diafragm or whatever you guys & gals use these days for protection. So it’s just an extra step to do, copy all the post and paste it before you save/post. It’s like you guys with condoms withdrawing out of the women at the last moment of passion and ripping the condom away just to cum all over her face/mouth (i know you sex perverts all dream of giving your women a facial ala "bukake" style).

It’s like insurance, it’s good to have so when you need it, you’ve got it rather than not having it when you need it (shit, i’m starting to sound like a hardcore salesperson……waitafuckin minute…..I am one…..duhhh!!!). Man, i’m repeating myself like a broken record "copy and be safe……copy and be safe…….copy and be safe……copy and be safe…." people will think I’m trying to advocate cloning or overdose on marijuana…….neither will help though :p

I may have gone overboard here on this post……but then again it’s just a little dose of insanity now & then to keep my sanity in check. Healthy, healthy balance

Friday plans was a bust…….and Saturday didn’t go as well as I’d hoped. So yeah here is my ramblings for now.

Excuse me while I go look for the warden to help scratch my crotch….it’s getting itchy and these damn straight jackets ain’t helping much with the upper torso movements.

"Warden…..oh warden……where are you? I need a scratch! …… warden?? "

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE

***PLS NOTE THAT THIS WAS WRITTEN ON FRIDAY, 5th AUG 2005, but due to a fucking server problem on friendster….I couldn’t save or post it up…..Thank god I had a copy…REPOSTING (or is it??)***

Sorry guys, it’s been awhile since I blogged……about only a week or so mah…so pls dun give me crap about it (then again I could use some crap to push me along, dun u think).

Just a little update:

1. We’ve got the final team member for the Hunt and looks like it’s gonna be a great one this time. (our car number is "88" thats so ONG!! in chinese eight sounds like FATT which is for PROSPEROUS LUCK). Penang here I come!!!
2. I’ve got a great new beautiful set of CHUN tyres, Goodyear Eagle F1 GSD3 205/50/ZR16 - chose a lower profile tyre (previous was 205/55/R16) to give it the lowered look. (will be putting in some bodykits and changing the springs as well as shock absorbers later). Did all this and change the brake pads as well.
3. Looking forward to picking up my Indonesian friend, Hendra from KLIA tonite. He’s here to finally visit us and the gang….it’s been a long time and lots of catchup to do before he goes back and heads on for UK. (now we are waiting for the others to drop by only….yeah if you’re reading this….that means YOU: dody, lilian and ferry)
4. Malaysia is on SALE people!!! this goes out to my friends that are in nearby countries and (I know this is SO SO true) loves shopping (especially the GALS). So c’mon over, drop by and SHOP TILL YOU DROP - well you know you want to, right? The sale starts from 24th July till 4th September. Also today is the start of PC Fair (5-7 Aug)….where all your IT related shopping can be done. It’s held at the beautifully newly built KL Convention Centre next to KLCC (I gotta do my bid as Malaysian to promote our country, kabish?)

Ok, so thats that for now. I’ll post more updates next time. Meanwhile, here’s a short post on stuff……..yeah STUFF.

Remember the times when you get a funny feeling? feeling like you needed something….but not quite sure what it was? (NO, I’m not talking about the de javu feeling…..dun link this to the Matrix nonsense in the movie). This is more like a lost feeling (needing to fill the need) and kinda craving for something (just dunno what it is?)…and looking up and down, and all around to get a clue of what is it that’s missing? Getting what I’m saying here yet? (oh well if by now you dun then I guess you’re feeling it then )

Seriously, that’s what I was feeling earlier…..lost and craving for something. Well then I realise that I haven’t been updating my blog……guess what? the feeling went away (I think I found what I was missing - blogging my thoughts)

While typing this….another curious feeling came over me…..this time the feeling was a different one. It was more like a dreamy state…..I was sitting and staring blankly into the screen with my fingers fixed on the keyboard. (I’m taking a wild guess here and say that it was writer’s block, though I’m no writer). Curious ain’t it? We as humans are subjected to many various different feelings that sometimes come and go and turns itself on & off …. **poof** just like that. These feelings are the ones that come out of no where…….hits us hard and leaves when it’s done (kinda like a virus or parasite) while we are left wondering what the hell just happened? We will try our best to categorise these feelings and sometimes give names to it. If only there was an encyclopedia for feelings (which I’m sure there is…I just can’t find it yet) then it would be handy. If I get a feeling like so-and-so….hmmm look it up in the book/chart or whatever (heck, it could be a computer application too….you know, where we just fill in the feelings we are experiencing and it ‘ENTER’….voila!! "You’re experiencing Feeling #5436: Bored" )

I seem to be rambling on about rubbish here….wonder if there is a feeling for that? hmmm let’s check it out….excuse me for now

Since it’s also a FRIDAY, my usual cheers (raise those mugs high up… *klink* …) to all out there and have a great weekend ahead….I know I WILL!!!

What your MIND can CONCEIVE and BELIEVE, it can ACHIEVE