It’s a Monday, yeah I know……the old cliche is Black Monday, Manic Monday, Monday Blues…..you get the idea.
I’m back in the office and doing work when i decided just take some time out to update all you lovely people reading my blog.
Well, it was a pretty hectic weekend for me, (hope you guys had a better one)…as my previous post, I was in Melaka for a wedding (no not mine)…..and Boy was it a hectic time….am still tired from it.
Friday nite driving was tiring as traffic was bad….I had a feeling that some of these people were heading to the wedding too (truly enough I did see a few familiar cars there
… think they recognise me too) Melaka ain’t that big after all. I would definitely remember cars that kept fucking flashing their lights at me from the back to give way….not that I’m against it…..but for the love of god…use your fucking brain & eyes please……we are running slowly and in a queue!!!! Man I was wishing I had installed a projector lamp in my boot that when I just pop open my trunk …. it would flash the bloody damn daylights out of the idiot behind me.
These kinda drivers really irritate the hell out of me……I mean SO WHAT?? you drive a bigger & nicer car (i just drive a waja mind you) than humble old me…..that gives you the right to flash at every other cars that are deemed less valuable than yours??? Gimme your car number here and I’ll make sure when I get my monster truck delivered, your car is the first on the list!!!
Anyway, enough about that…..I reached Melaka about 10pm….and hungry as hell….I thought I could go for satay celup as dinner…..no chance of that as dinner was already packed in at the apartment by the host. Oh well there is still another day (or so I thought). Gobbled up the food like a hungry caveman (there was like a whole assortment of various chicken….curry, black pepper, roasted, steamed and braised as well…..it got to a point when I was slowly developing a phobia of chicken….Thank god there wasn’t fried chicken to complete the whole "chicken armada" or else I would be force to go vegetarian from that instance on…..Pheww count my lucky stars.
Anyway, after a nite rest the next morning was the "ceremony" typical chinese weddings starts in the morning where the groom goes to "fetch" or so called greet the bride to bring her home….(in caveman days, we just went out grab our clubs and swing it hard knocking on the gal we want and literally drag her back to the cave…..voila!!! Things were much simpler then). There is this particular session where by the groom and his so called best buds (heng tai) will have to help him gain access to the bride and in doing so there are stuff or so called obstacles/task that have been preset by the brides galfrens (chimui)…These tasks includes giving angpow, singing songs, eating stuff, and many zany stuff that is supposed to make it harder for the groom to get to his wife (did i mention that things were wayy simpler back then??)…..oh well, I never could figured out the significance of that ritual….as with the other so called rituals as well…..I just do what others do. Well suffice to say that the events that day were tiring as by the time the groom got the bride and then everyone convoyed and congregated at the couple’s new home (this was the grooms place btw)….it was about noon….after that was the tea serving and bla…bla…bla….It’s just too boring to write…I’m skipping it. Summary is that all needed to be done was done and lunch was catered (buffet style) and everyone went home after that.
Took a nap till evening and then our host/newly weds took us to the Portugis settlement for dinner. Ahh it was great…..suffice to say….the crabs & seafood was D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S…..and spicy too (i love spicy food) Yummy…writin this made me drool…excuse me while i wipe my saliva. After dinner we headed to Jonker walk for some fun and to digest all the seafood. It was packed as it was a Saturday and I didn’t bring my camera (darn!!!).
The things i saw there ……well I’ll just save that for another blog….suffice to say interesting & funny too.
Back at the hotel, I was tired but not sleepy….lucky I had my notebook with me…..watched a DVD and then played a few games……little did i know that it was 2am liao….OMG…..went to bed quickly.
Next morning was dimsum…..oh yummy yummy yummy….I was starving since last nite/morning (digested all the food by 2am)….cut short…..ate b’fast then back to pack and get ready for the wedding lunch reception. (not all weddings are dinner mind you).
The luncheon started quite late and I was constantly looking at my watch …. cause I gotta drive back to KL. It started at about close to 2.30pm and done by 4.30pm……Pheww and I thought it would drag till 5-6pm. Reason for thinking this is because the luncheon wasn’t really much of a wedding luncheon (the food was great though…except for the lousy half-melt ice cream) it was more like a Old folks karaoke pub and line dancing performance. Through out the entire luncheon…..it was graced with various Karaoke performances from the groom’s parents’ friends…….suffice to say It got to a point I wanted to stuff the chicken in my ears!!! The songs were like from a non-existent era of my time. I could see the various faces begging for the sound system to blow up.
And if that wasn’t torture enough….there was not 1, 2 or 3….but i think 6 line dancing performances by the oldies……OMG….after the 3 one I literally wanted to die or get drunk (unfortunately I had to drive back KL so no drinking
for me). So here we have blaring chinese oldies songs and golden oldies with old folk dancing right in the middle of the DAY in a wedding luncheon!!!……I pinched myself a couple of times to see if I would wake up from the nitemare.
It was quite a funny and interesting as well as akward wedding that I have ever attended.
p/s: this post is kinda long but I just had to share…..enjoy
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